We've Got A Diem to Carpe

The misadventures of a 22-year old girl trying to survive her first year of teaching in the inner-city.
Me: What the heck is going on in here?
(Entire third grade class gasps.)
Third grade: She said it! She said the "h" word!
Me: Oh. Is that a bad word in here? I didn't realize.
Third grade: Wow. She said it.