Today’s drawing on the Nanny Board, featuring some Cookie Monster inspiration for this dreadful Monday.

Today’s drawing on the Nanny Board, featuring some Cookie Monster inspiration for this dreadful Monday.

So guess who my bosses are super close friends with.

So guess who my bosses are super close friends with.

(Source: mollysoda)

tastefullyoffensive:

[fowllanguagecomics] (bonus panel)
aseaofquotes:

J.A. Redmerski, The Edge of Never

aseaofquotes:

J.A. Redmerski, The Edge of Never

This dress has a working zipper that goes the entire length of the front.  I can’t wait to hear what the skeevy men outside my building have to say.

This dress has a working zipper that goes the entire length of the front. I can’t wait to hear what the skeevy men outside my building have to say.

Fresh nails, apple cider, cozy blanket, and movie friday night.

Fresh nails, apple cider, cozy blanket, and movie friday night.

(Source: etsy.com, via mb24jg)

ABCDEFUCK

The title of my memoir.

specialbunny:

adiemtocarpe!!!!

SO MUCH PUG.Murphy would die at the beach. He haaaaaates getting wet.

specialbunny:

adiemtocarpe!!!!

SO MUCH PUG.

Murphy would die at the beach. He haaaaaates getting wet.

(Source: petapeta)

postsfromthemrs:

vinegod:

How to get a pug’s attention by Nicholas Megalis

adiemtocarpe

Yes. Yes I do.

NYC Tinder:

Where you match with an America’s Got Talent finalist.

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL BOOTS AND SWEATER WEATHER.

run-teach-eat-repeat:

Come to Western PA. High of 61 today. :)

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants

(Source: tunedintoteaching)

thingsdrawnonorphanblack:

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

I quote this far too often.No one gets it.

thingsdrawnonorphanblack:

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

I quote this far too often.

No one gets it.

(via shitmythirdgraderssay)